I'm Jes. Welcome to my life.
HEART OF IRON ♚
The Deceiver →
Emotions make things complicated, but swallowing a pill is easy. Being numb, dulling the extremes,…In my spare time, once the work outs are done and the baby is put to bed, I’m writing a novel. If you liked The Hunger Games, Divergent, or even 1984, you will love The Deceiver. Set with the same dystopian feel, The Deceiver is a novel about government intervention, the rebellion, and doctors who over-medicate. Check out the page on Facebook and “like” it to get updates, excerpts, and to enter a contest to win a free copy once the novel is published! :)
My novel. <3 Seriously though, check this out. Reblog for your friends.
i wonder if spiders ears hurt when you scream
If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.
what if there was anti-viagra? for people who were turned on all the time. they’d go to their doctor and be like, “hey. i’m always horny. isn’t there a pill to turn this shit off?”
(Source: shakespeareinlove)
I honestly thought this was a beard-y version of John Bender from The Breakfast Club for a good three seconds.
